The Ultimate Badge of Mediocrity: The "Wet Fart" Edition Mug Size:11 oz • Heather colors are 50%

• Heather colors are 50% cotton

focus on the funny

the constant calendar invitations

This heavy duty tote is designed for the high-brow individual who treats every grocery run like a curated gallery opening

knowing chuckle from fellow students and instant recognition from graduates who’ve been there

The Ultimate Badge of Mediocrity: The "Wet Fart" Edition Mug Size:11 oz • Heather colors are 50%It is a rare thing for a human to possess the self awareness to admit they are an absolute damp squib. While Sir Cucumber Dog generally expects perfection, he finds this level of brutal honesty almost tolerable. This mug is the ultimate badge of honour for those days when you are definitely not "crushing it." In fact, you are not even making a dent. Part of our Home Chaos collection, this design features a high end "Cucumber cream" label wrap, framed